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Writer's pictureSteve Conley

Christmas Cheer for Fat Cats: A Government’s Seasonal Gift to the City


This Christmas, while most Brits are tightening their belts and scraping through another month of survival mode, the government decided to play Santa – but not for you or me. Instead, they penned a festive letter to regulators, asking them to dream up five jolly ways to relax regulations and funnel more money into the pockets of the fat cats. And oh, what delightful ideas they’ve conjured up, all wrapped neatly in the guise of economic growth.


Advice-Guidance Boundary: The Grinch Who Stole Consumer Protection


Among the crown jewels of this regulatory wishlist is the Financial Conduct Authority’s (FCA) proposal to redraw the “advice-guidance boundary”. This masterstroke paves the way for a new category of long-term investment product selling, where providers can merrily rain down products on the mass market without pesky concerns like suitability or accountability. It’s a seller’s paradise: no obligation to consider individual circumstances, no avenue for complaints, and absolutely zero protection for redress. In a country where 60% of people are already living paycheque to paycheque, what could possibly go wrong?


Auto-Enrolment Expansion: A Bah Humbug for Workers and Employers


Not content with just one lump of coal, the FCA’s wish list also includes extending auto-enrolment to younger workers aged 18 to 22 and scrapping the lower earnings limit for contributions. This festive tweak means low earners will be squeezed even further, forced to squirrel away money they desperately need now for a pension payout they won’t see for half a lifetime. Employers, already burdened by rising wages, minimum wage hikes, and National Insurance costs, will also feel the pinch. The inevitable result? More business closures, job losses, and a further decline in present-day living standards. Merry Christmas, indeed.


Raiding Pensions: A Yuletide Tradition


Successive governments have turned raiding pension pots into something of a seasonal tradition. The last budget was no exception, allowing the taxman to take a whopping 91% of unspent defined contribution pots. Who benefits from this brazen heist? Future governments with empty tax coffers and City fat cats pocketing obscene bonuses. All this while the government peddles the fantasy of trickle-down economics, claiming these policies will somehow fill the public’s pockets. Spoiler alert: taking money from the public to line the City’s coffers does not, in fact, fill pockets. It empties them.


A Recipe for Poverty and Homelessness


Let’s not mince words: these policies will widen the wealth gap, push more Brits into poverty, and increase homelessness. Trickle-down economics has always been a cruel joke, but this latest iteration is downright farcical. Instead of investing in human capital – lifting the 60% of Brits out of poverty with fair wages and better opportunities – the government is doubling down on a policy that benefits only the wealthiest. Increasing incomes would lead to increased spending and saving, ultimately boosting the economy. But that doesn’t seem to fit the City’s agenda, does it?


Broken Promises and a Gross Deception


This government’s cosy relationship with the City is a betrayal of the voters who put them in power. Their mandate was to serve the people, not the bankers. Yet here we are, watching them gleefully dismantle protections and funnel wealth upwards. It’s a gross deception we can no longer tolerate. If we don’t lodge a vote of no confidence soon, it will be too late for the poorest and most vulnerable in our society.


The Ghost of Christmas Future


The policy to improve standards of living is clear: invest in people, not portfolios. But as things stand, the government’s policies will leave us with nothing but ghosts of Christmas past – memories of a time when financial security wasn’t a distant dream. It’s time for change before this government’s misguided agenda turns the UK into a Dickensian nightmare.

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